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"How to rob the bank in Midgaard"

1) Give $10 to some l33t hacker on the net to hack Aard too allow you to rob the bank =P.
Chance of success : 0%, Aard uses an internal server.

2) Pay $100 for a Greyhound ticket to Orlando, hunt Derek down through his postal code, then threaten him with a fruit knife and force him to allow you to rob the bank. =O
Chance of success : 1%, Derek may have a gun =*(

3) Go to some forums and post a $1,000 reward to whoever who manages to help you rob the bank =P.
Chance of success : 1-100%, there are many insane people on the net, one may be crazy enough to do it.

4) Offer to donate $2 each to 5,000 players to pray for lasher to allow you to rob the bank.
Chance of success : 0%, Aerianne would no-chan every single one of them. =(, oops, =P.

5) Give Derek $100,000 to allow you to do it.
Chance of success : 100%, who would say no to 100K for 5 mins of program- ming.

6) If you have a million dollars and is rich enough to do it, just buy over Aardmud. =P
Chance of success : 0%, Lasher would think you are a conman =).