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To whom it may concern...

Please accept this note as my desire to turn "states evidence" against my rotten thieving backstabbing wife Destini. She was the mastermind of the whole bank robbery not me. I am but a pawn in her world of deceit.

Yes the following note was mine...but ask anyone who knows me and they will tell you there is no way I had the brains to pull this off. I have attached a copy of the blackmail note she pinned to my boxers the night I came home drunk. What was I to do??

The Official Koliryn 15 step plan to self en-rich-ment (patent pending)

1. Go to descent to hell
2. Kill the demonic foreman for a construction blueprint
3. Go to christmas vacation
4. Kill Santa Claus and get his suit
5. Go to Dominia
6. Kill a Vodalian Soldier for a mind bomb
7. Go to fantasy fields
8. Kill a dwarven miner for a small pickaxe
9. Go to the amusement park
10. Kill a security guard for a security hat, a security badge, nightstick
11. Kill a ride operator for a money belt (maybe a few...lots of money)
12. On Dec 24th put on the santa suit and go down the bars chimney half way
13. Use the pickaxe to break through the wall
14. Use the mind bomb to blow the safe
15. Put on the security hat, security badge, and nightstick and blend in

Dear Koliryn,
Please be extremely careful removing this note, pins are sharp, as are the butcher knifes in the kitchen. Please also remember to take out the trash this morning, be careful walking down the steps...accidents happen. I know you love me, and these notes are just a way to make me jealous, I also know that you will never leave me alive....umm I mean for as long as you live.

I like your plan, you can (will) do it, and one more thing...smile for the camera. :)

Your Wife (and sole policy beneficiary)

Destini