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Sung to the tune of Winterwonderland

While on Christmass Vacation I killed a snowman
hen I went on to Santa's house.
Up to the roof I snuck so carefully
time for reindeer stew to fill the house!
Its such perfect wonderland to run amok in
filled with toys and lots of elfs
>From afar I hear a friend shouting
Time to go and assist in another kill
To conspire and dream
of a GQ win
While killing in a Christmas Wonderland


Second Entry:
(None to the tune of both NoelNoel and A drummer boy)

Its a quiet night within the bounderys of town.
Up above the temples a light shines down
in its full glory, the sign of a new night.
>From the fields the shepards protect the flocks of sheep
upon which maurandering mercenarys descend in hoards.
A call goes out and the priests call to the heaven's for help
(just the guitar strumming of Noel Noel plays a moment)
(and with it the lamenting of the loss of life.)
Then a sound wished for and unbelievably heard
(A drum plays 'rumatumtume' ," then the sound of feet marching,)
they have come." cried out and the sounds of the drums
arumapatumtum, arumpatumtum, echo's the joyful sound.
we shall sacrafice to the gods this night,
(arumpatumtum arumputumtum,)
and the ox and lamb shall be what we shall feast upon
("arumpatumtum, arumpatumtum)
we shall kill all of the rest of them.
('arumpatumtum, arumpatumtum arumpatumtum)
(music and marching noise grows less and less then fades)